Wednesday, 4 April 2012

Top Flash Games of All Time (115-113)

Now due to the fact of my really stupid and idotic hunger games review (you mst read it!!!!!) I have finally decided to go back to the orginal Flash Games Reviews.
NOTE: the actual blog posting will now be smaller, it takes me forever just to write one!!!!!

I'll should also state that now I put down some more iconic and better games...

115) Super Smash Flash
McLeodGaming

Remember this puppy????? Probabaly not....

This was basically considered the start of the Mcleod Games.

So why love this game???? Because....

Since The Second game has not been fully released, (there are demos but not the actual game itself has not shown) there is a lot to be said about this game. First off, the diversity of the characters. You know how Super Smash Bros Brawl had sonic characters???? Wel, this game had not only sonic tails and knuckles, it also had other characters such as Megaman franchise, such as Zero and the Blue wonder hiumself, as well as some new characters, only known to the McCleod franchise, such as Blue and Blade. There was also unlcokable characters, as you would expect, from this decent game. Though the actual game was decent, this should be consider to put on this blog


114)Agony: The Portal
One Extra Games/ Secure SWF/Armor Games

A pretty damn nice game. So in basic terms, you play as this guy who looks like grim reaper with a mace, killing little gnome alien like creature, who can still dish out dammage. What I really like about this game was the fact that you are able to level up, and the arsenal of weaponry was pretty cool. There was a lot of issues with the controls, which kind of made me mad. Anyways, still a must play


113) Tetris Labs
MoFunZone.com /MWNS

Now this was a game that not only challenging but fun as well. You basically play as scientist who kinda of look like Apl-de-ap from the Black Eyed Peas (no I did not know him, i had to google his name, which I think is funny since I'm blogging Blogger, which is part of Google, Hahh!!!!) who trying to get to his lonesome little flower. How to you reach your flower, oh my????? By calling little blocks from the sky, which are used to get from here to there, and vice versa. Still a fun game, and they managed to use the orginal Tetris Theme Song!!!!!!
   Fare well Folks~!!!

Watching mu hunger, not weight... (the conclusion to my hunger Games series)

All right, so it is not a series

But I did, and I did create a first one before this
And before i begin this, where would I find a stupid Katniss Root!!!!!

And secondly
Is Katniss a plant??????? (i talking about the girl with bow and arrow and having affairs on both teenagers and spices)

So first off, the so called "biggest movie of the year...." was just as lame as Catching Fire

Why, well because of these reasons...

1) This has zero likeliness as the "good book" whatsoever...

So anybody, anybody who likes to eat a groosling (is that a mutated goose, chicken or possum??) would know that,  the root and the wrap like boy called peeta WAS NOT chased from any animals at the end. Also, it was wolves based on the killed, not stupid cougar bears. Also Peeta almost dies from being mauled at the leg, where he gets a fake leg

2) This was nothing either than a love story
Yes, I know the stupid book was nothing but a stupid love story (which is one the many reasons why i fell asleep of reading Catching Fire) but could it possible that they overkilled it???????????

3) The movie was incredabily cheap
Allright, first off, they had no idea how to hold a camera, it off going and stuff. The graphics were cheap, and it just seemed just like a low budget film. BUt they somehow able to sell mockingjay pin at those stupid Cinnaplex, and bracelts and stuff, which by the way, The root lady  (katniss) got the pin from the stupid mayors daughter not from Madge. C'mon Man!!!!

Now let see what the President Snow really approves...


Yeah, take that Root Girl, now try to have an affair on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, 2 April 2012

Breaking about snack time...

So before i go toalking about "oh did you see that games, it has this this ans this, like OMGEEEEE!!!! You so so need to play man etc.....) I will talk about something i have on my mind.

First off: Hunger Games (i mean the books)....

So first off i have read the book, the first one, and dam it wasn't so bad. I mean sure, it had a romance novel conecpt to it all, but dammit was the violence so sick!!! Some guy getting killed by venom, sure why not!!! Alothough it may not be Eddie Brock, but a mutated Tracker Jacker, i on it), Someone being blown away by a landmine, i am so sickedned by by that. Man, would bomber man would feel so angered of not doing the job!!!!! And let not forget about the good old fashioned "sword in the leg" trick with Peeta. Would Kratos feeled angered!!!!!!

But then we get into good old fashioned catching fire....

So i was reading this, and i all like "Dam, loved the violence in the firs, there has to be more!!!" But damn i was let down :'-( First off.....

1) Who gives a damn about that Katniss has to marry Peeta???????????
2) Why is Katniss having an affair (Come On Suzanne, tell us, was this a past event in your life, with one guy named Garry, and the other.... Peeta o_O??????
3) Why are people getting all angry about...... BERRRRRIEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! ->8o
4) Why is Katniss having another affair on Cinna (Mrs Collins, do you really love cinnamon that much o_O?????)

And the least important.......
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For the folks who cannot spell

 WHERES IS ALL THE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8 O

Part two will be about the movie

Oh yeah, i never read the full book, but after reading 5 chapters, i was board to death

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Top Flash Games of All Time.... (119-116)

Yes folks, the ever dreaded list is back, all in a matter of one week, or for you blogs readers, in one blog!!!!!!

119) Shatter Bot
Flonga/Overworld labs

There was something that was pretty cool, for a uncommon game. You play as a stupid looking robot (is this guy smiling or frowning?) made by a sciencetist, to save cities from rebel bots. You also blow up cities, with amazing particle display, yet made no sense. There is also the usual upgrade system, where also get some pretty sick weapons. The graphucs were similar to other games that OWL made, which is still cool for such a incredible flash game. Anyways, a fun rocking game.....


118) Battlefield Arena
Small Farm/ Arcade Bomb

A game with no real description, but was addicticly fun. In this game, you have these posts, where your able to create barracks, mines, facilties, simalr to a TD but different, since it had zero reliance on a are to walk around on. You also need to dominate you enemies posts, since it one of those games you need to conquer. I liked your tanks, but i'm still confused on this game. Still a great game, if your looking to do something on your past time, will being challenged.

117) Volcania
NotDoppler/ StyxTwo Productions/ Cell Gaming community

This is a game based on two armorgames productions: This is one level, and Exit Path. Altough this is not a game doing anything what so ever with the legend of zelda boss, but it is fun and challenging as it. You play as a cell head, who, as in exit path, is being hunted down. The levels are wacky and pericular as no other as This is One level, but  did not feel the same, espically your not playing as elephant the ability to shoot pastry from its backside, but playing as a blue dude, with wicked hair, leather belts all over and chains. Overall, still a nice game to play.


116) Achilles
Ben olding  games

A sick hack slash from Ben Olding. What is the story in this game, no idea, but it fun to see the unbeliable amount of blood and gore in this game. Consider this Happy Wheels, spear and sword edition. I guess you play as Achilles, no idea though, but it still fun. Why, i still wondering, it just one of those beat em ups that you love it, while hating it......

Buy the way...

SPOILER ALERT: be ready for another Achilles soon!!!!!!!


 
That is all folks, so long!!!!!

Monday, 19 March 2012

Breaking about the break....

So folks, before you guys read the rest of my list, I, um like to a break, to talk about the break.....

So allright, what do i want to talk about....

Hmmmm.........

Well before I get into any trouble with anybody (Chantal, i'm talking about you), I have the first start the good news. Somebody, (chantal, i'm writing this for you, before I won't hear the end of da, as usual), got a published poem. This is going into a book from this person's school (((you who that is chantal, do you????) . and others will see it, etc, etc..... and so on and so forth.

One also great news, is i've some sick job, getting paid 1000 dollars for two months. I'll work at Camp Marydale, group consellor, etc, etc. So yeah that as the basis of my break.
Also, just wanted to say....

I read my stats and although i'm not over power level 9000, i do have people in Russia, Chile, Brazil Germany, USA and Canada!!!!

So yeah Goku, you can go super sayian 4, but can you blog about nothing, and still get people reading your blogs?????? I think not. See yeah folks!!!!!!

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Top Flash Games of all time (123-120)

123) Super Bazooka Mario
Minijuegos/Peoresnada

Mario fans, always pick the purple mushroom.

In this angry birds like game, mario has to sav the day (as usual) by throwing bomb-ombs and having a massive 6 pack, making even Arnold jealous. This game was "oldish" because it had use of some original enemies. For example, those purple dragon dudes, what happened to those????? Also, not only you saved princess peach, you saved the whole mario clan. Luigi, toads, dasiy, and whatever you need to save. Altohugh not the most finest game out there, but it was still nice to see an artillery and mario game combined


122) Navagiate Robots
onlinegamer.cc/anegmetex software

To be honest, this is one of the Internet's finest gems. This is a game where you draw path away from evil red robots, while staying in the map, just to collect gears. Why gears, i have zero idea. Why not collect energon, to transform and roll out!! ;) But the graphics were fairly nice, so to honest, so there is no real complain factor in this game. It is nice, but this game will get even more challenging as time goes on, when you are dawing paths for  three, four, or even five robots!!! Still fun though, should be a must play.



121) Cave Escaper
Lets Make A Game.com

Puzzle fans, platformers, and die hard Indiana Jones folks, get your grappling hook, TNT, you'll survive in a cave, using your wits

So what's so good about this game?????? It give you a challenge beyond challenges, to reach to the other side of the cave!!! The graphics were cute and funny, like when you burn to a crisp in lava, your hat is part of your skull????? But there a many flaws with this game. The controls with the grapple hook, were horrid. I mean, you try to lauch yourself by chance, and hook onto a rock with a space bar!!! Why not use the mouse instead!!! Any ways, still a fun game anyways.


120) Iron Shinobi
Minijuegos/Epic Lama

Sorry, no cool first liner this time....

This is one sick game, which I could and couldn't complain about. It was a pretty cool beat em up, where yo have three special moves, depending on your elelement you chosen (fire, ice and shadow).  Some of the enemies where pretty sick, with their abitlies they had. Also, your character himself, was beast. What was cooler than blending into the shaows, or doing a blade spin??? This game was compex when not fighting. You had missions, but you never know what missions are needed. The free world concept was diffucult to understand, and the fighting,was the  the cool thing in this game. great game though...


Part two has been completed folks!!!!

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Top Flash Games of all time (128-124)

#128: Ignite People on Fire
SUN STUDIOS/ Armor games

A compeletly uncommon game. You paly as a tree, who light people on fire ,simple as that. Though this game has zero  realsim what so ever, Grpahics were kinda of nice, in a greyscale art style. Everytthing was almost like  until you light someone on fire,  until everything turned red and black. The falsh animation wasn't that bad either. It showed basically every disspapearing and appearing, kind of like the people in hyrule castle in Orcina of Time. This game had different mode, liek multiplayer HORSE, (as in two player without no online abilties) Also this game is jsut plain old addicting.


127: Ninja Painter
SilenGames

A pretty damn sick puzzle game. Loved the graphics first off, they kinda of seemed three dimesonal and cutesy both at the same time. The game is simple, you play as a ninja, who is needed to paint a city, town or village. You change your colours, depending on what area you are deciding to paint. Could really complain about this game, it was fun, challenging to slight degree, and and was just fun. Loved it to a certian degree. Also, the rebound effects, was just sweet.


126: Ways of a Hero Flash:
ArcadeList

Beat em up fans listen up!!!! We have all seen the fasir share of beat em up's (to be honest is that what the internet gamig only good for???) but this one damn fun game. First off, there some nice lookig graphics. They looked fairly okay. The combat scheme was alright, you have a special abitly that no other cost your sacred life, and the combat starts off really easy, the progressily gets harder every level. It you know just a beat em up, nothing really special, just enogh to earn my 126 spot. 


125) Star Gun heroes
konganaimals

What do you get when you mix an guy, girl, a bowling robot, and a guy in armor. Well you get no other than Star Gun Heros. Why this game our list? Well there is no story line what so ever. All you know your trying to make it to the other side, and that is I know. But there are some cool power ups, such as missles, ray guns, and others, depdning on what character you have cohsen. But there is a major catch. If you ever get shot by an enemy, you lose your health, and you last power up. that would be east, if there wasn't a horde of enemies coming towards you, AAAHHHHH!!!! Bosses made zero snese as well, you were fight a dogs head, or something else. Plus, did I forget to metion an unlockable character?????????? Anyways fun gmae, just makes zero sense what so ever.


124) Candy  Cane Crisis
Newgrounds/Armor Games/True darkness

A wannabe mario game???? This game payed respect to mario, but there is only two that I could really see. First off the birds were compelelety from Super mario 63. Also, the gmae background music, was probably the best one I heard so far. It was classy, with a hint of mario, with  a hint of christimas. (since you know it is a christmas game) The game had a plot line, of you trying to get as much candy canes as possible. Made no sense, but it was fun


SO folks, there it is 128-124!!!!!!!