6) Get your least favourite person, become friends with him, and alter his DNA so that way he looks like half man, half lizard, and half pickle
7) Bribe your brother to go into space, erase your memory in order to never recall him, and give your brother an certian amount of time before coming home, to make him hate you
8) Alter the time space contium, just in order to make every second of life like a comic strip, where it just shows you a second, without words being spoken at wrong time to look like your not speaking, but your speaking (I know makes zero sense), and to switch from you orginal pose to another, with even moving
9) Create a nano technology monkey tail, that is able to transform in a 50 foot gorilla, making warner bros really want to sue since the started to monkey idea, sitck on your behind, and make only activated during moonlight
10) Learn how to become Jesus, on to be dead and ressurct.
And fianlly,
Learn how to groan really long, enough that will make your vein on your neck shown, to acitvate you genically altered hair.
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